share some jokes with you!

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Man : God?

God: Yes!?

Man: Can I ask you something?

God: Yes.

Man: What is for you a million of years?

God: A second.

Man: And a million of dollars?

God: A penny.

Man: God, Can you give me a penny?

God: Wait a second!
2*
An English cricket player was driving a car in Australia after having had a few drinks (too much) and was stopped by the police.

- I will have to check your breath, sir - said the policeman

- I'm sorry, I'm asthmatic, please don't take the breath - said the cricket player.

- Well, sir, then I'll have to take a blood sample.

- I'm afraid I'm a haemophiliac, please don't take the blood.

- In that case, Sir, please provide us with an urine sample.

- I'm an English cricket player, please don't take the piss.........
3*
A rich man was showing a poor man his (huge) house;

- This is the lounge, there is the kitchen...those are the bedrooms...and the bathrooms..and the garden...

After finishing he asked the poor:

-Well, how's your house, then?

-Oh, it's very like this..But it's a lot smaller and there aren't any walls between the bedrooms

thank you it's very good